Mar 04 2009
Sean Avery’s Back As A Ranger

If you don’t know who this dude is, he’s basically a bad ass who inappropriately comments on ex-girlfriends (i.e. Elisha Cuthbert’s his sloppy seconds), interned at Vogue, and also plays hockey. He’s not just a hockey player…Sean Avery is actually one of the best and most recognized players in the NHL.
Plus my boyfriend’s obsessed with him and this news has obviously made him happy. So Avery was basically banned from the NHL and kicked off the Stars after he made those Cuthbert comments. Well, bitch has returned to the ice and will now rejoin the New York Rangers for today’s practice. He’ll make his debut tomorrow, Thursday…his first time playing since bitch was moved to the idiot club.
The Rangers and the Stars will split the remainder of Avery’s contract. Hopefully in between his icecapades and galavanting, hell have enough time to wine and dine Anna Wintour, since he’s so good at it!
-C