Mar 05 2009
The Olsen Trolls & Their Ridiculously Over-Priced Clothing Line

Because I know you are all just DYING to spend $265 on a skirt that an Olsen twin “created.” And that’s exactly what you can do if you’re that dumb enough to purchase on their new clothing line website.
My favorite, favorite, FAVORITE piece of clothing that the Olsen’s “created is the following:

What…thee…fuck…is…that?! Were they inspired by droopy ass meets MC Hammer? Honestly, first these bitches don’t eat and now they want us to wear what can only be described as diaper dancers.
What I find even sadder is that I went to ElizabethandJames.com (not ElizabethandJames.us which is the Olsen site) and found out the following:
This has been a website about our family, for ourselves, extended family and friends for the last six years. Recently it has come to our attention that a new company has been created with the same name.
Unfortunately for us, this has meant that we cannot use the site as we had always intended without exposing our two small children to VERY large numbers of strangers viewing their pictures, and possibly endangering their safety. Obviously, putting the photos up on the web inherently put them in the public eye, but there is a HUGE difference between a few random people stumbling upon our site and the thousands who have in the past few weeks.Instead of taking this site down, we will be adding content and links that may be of some interest. Please check back for updates. Thank you for your time.
The Olsen trolls RUIN LIVES! Now if only Octomom took some lessons…
-C