Mar 06 2009
I’m Such A Lucky Yankee Fan - A Rod Saga Continues — Possibly Out For Season

Wonderful. Great. Of course. It seems when it rains, it pours on Alex Rodriguez. I should say that usually the thunderstorm following him is produced by his actions, but it was revealed yesterday, Thursday, that the Bat Boy will have surgery to remove a cyst from his right hip.
His brother revealed to ESPN that his ARod will more than likely be out of commission for a while. Yankees General Manager, Brian Cashman, told the New York Daily News that he “can’t define a while.”
Good. Great. GRAND. Apparently ten weeks is the amount of time the slugger will need to rehab and get his ass back in shape after the surgery.
Between the roids and Madonna’s roid vagina, I’m sure that mixture only made this problem worse.
-C