Mar 10 2009
Someone Call The Crazy Patrol—Lil Kim Talks To Dead People, Biggie Specifically

Someone let too much dick up in her because when you start talking the crazy it’s because of the drugs or being dickmatized. In this case I’m going with the latter since we are in fact speaking of Lil’ Kim here.
On what seems to be stemming off of a weekend marathon watching The Sixth Sense, Kim claims she sees dead people…or rather hears them. And who specifically? None other than the Notorious B.I.G. himself. The delusional rapper says:
“I’m a very spiritual person and he’s come to me many of times in my dreams… at the end of the day, he knows who’s who and what’s what. Believe that. And let me tell you something, the way he’s feeling is going to come out. Like, trust me. Everything is going to come out later. You’re going to see who he really loved and the ones that’s standing up for him the right way is the ones representing him the right way.”
Advice: Lay off the gas fumes and step away from the bong.
She adds:
“I’m going to tell you what my spiritual connection from Biggie is telling me, ‘Don’t look back, just do you’ and that’s why my success is right here for me… Biggie said ‘Don’t look back. Forget Cease, forget all of them because they going to be sorry. Cause what they did was wrong.’”
I doubt Biggie Smalls is living his after life making sure Lil Kim is “doing her.” I’m sure he’s banging all of the hot angels and toking up with God if anything. This is all because Lil Kim is still pissed about the way she was portrayed in the Notorious movie. Get the fuck over it. Hollywood only embraces the crazies when they get strapped in gurneys in the Summit area (see Britney Spears)
-C