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Gisele Bundchen wants babies with Tom Brady.  That’s only because once you’ve done everything else, you’re good looking, rich, and famous…kids are like the next step away from being bored so it works.  Until they puke and shit on you and you’re a step away from throwing yourself into the psych ward at Cedars.

Anyway.  In the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar the supermodel says she can’t wait to pop out a lot of pups.  She says:

“I want to have a big family. My parents have been together for 36 years, and that is what I want… I love kids.”

Tom Brady married to the same woman for 36 years is a joke in itself.  She does claim the following though:

“Tom is a good guy. He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.”

So she wants a kid on top of her kid husband? Makes sense.  I’m glad Tom can see through colored glasses.  That’s apparently a good thing.  Maybe Gisele can make sure he wears those during football season so he’s not getting ass raped by the Giants like he did that fateful Superbowl.

-C

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