Mar 12 2009
Hot Mess Alert!: Anne Heche Moves Through Men Like She Does Water…Pops Out A Kid While Doing So

Wow. Sucha a good hot mess story. Moving through men like water, popping out kids with different baby daddies…it’s great!
That chick who tried the whole lesbian thing with Ellen Degeneres has a kid. She goes by the name of Anne Heche. Recently divorced Anne Heche has finally popped!
The freshly divorced I guess actress popped out her second son this weekend and named him Atlas. Betcha Etta James is proud. Imagine being named Atlas? Feel for the kid.
Babydaddy is current flavor of the week, James Tupper…who’s apparently an actor. She has another son named Homer with another babydaddy. The divorce between Heche and ex-husband Coley Laffoon was just finalized this week. Bitch moves fast! That’s probably why it worked well for Ellen…her tongue probably zig zagged that shizz.
-C