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Ladies, if you want to own your men…youngin’s in Madonna’s case, you follow people like her, Demi Moore, and Angelina Jolie.  You mold those bitches into perfection and show ‘em who the boss is, Tony Danza style.

Well, you all know by now that Madge has entered cougardome and has whisked away 22-year-old Brazilian model, Jesus Luz.  The two met on a photo shoot and since then have been spotted together with countless reports surfacing that the two are currently banging’ no-no spots.  And what Madonna wants, she gets.

She wants him to move in with her? DONE.  It’s being reported that the Brazilian model is currently shacking it up with the Material Girl in her Upper West Side apartment.  After signing with big time modeling agency, Ford Models…bitch forgot where he came from, fired his Rio de Janeiro agent, peaced out on the girlfriend, and packed his shit up to live a life full of Kabbalah and old vagine. 

Apparently in the short time they’ve been fornicating, it’s said that Jesus has tamed Madonna and bonded with her kids, Lourdes, Rocco, and David.  Sources close to the diva say:

“Madonna has changed… She’s mellowed into a completely different person from the one who was married to Guy Ritchie. She never used to like cooking but now she has really got into it. They laugh a lot and enjoy staying in.”

A 22-year-old taming a 50-year-old.  What the fuck is the world coming to?

-C

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