Mar 18 2009
Kanye West Charged With Three Criminal Misdemeanors

So remember when Kanye West went Chris Brown on a photographer’s ass in the camera-smashing incident at LAX back in September? Well, he better cross his fingers and hire a nice attorney because the L.A. City Attorney has charged him with three criminal misdemeanors–vandalism, battery, and grand theft.
They also charged Don Crowley with six crimes–2 counts of vandalism, 2 counts of battery, and 2 counts of grand theft. Crowley is charged with breaking both the TMZ camera and the still camera. Kanye is charged with breaking the flash accessory to the still camera.
If convicted on all counts, Kanye could get up to two-and-a-half years in jail. Crowley could get 5 years. You know Kanye’s not going to jail. If anything he’ll scoot on over Amber Rose to the judge to perform a licky, licky under his gown. Case solved.
-C