Mar 18 2009
LeAnn Rimes Responds To Being A Jeepin’ Ho

Well slap my ass and throw on some How Do I Liiiiiiive Without Youuuu because LeAnn Rimes sure knows how to live it up behind her hubby’s back.
UsWeekly’s new ish claims that Miss Darling Rimes and Eddie Cibrian—famous for being the hot stuff in any LifeTime movie–are doing no no things together. The affair apparently started shortly after they began working together on their LifeTime movie Northern Lights. The mag got hold of footage from the security camera of the two kissing at Mosun in Laguna Beach, CA. They also go on to say that the two spent three-hours at a motel in Malibu just last week. You know both of them did this shit together. LeAnn hasn’t been spoken about since ‘Nam and Eddie’s bod has probably been the only thing featured in Viagra ads.
Shittt…UsWeekly doesn’t fuck around especially when it comes to DListers like LeAnn Rimes! If this turns out to be true…some chaos will ensue since both are married. LeAnn has been married to one of her backup dancers (makes sense) Dean Sheremet (for seven years!) who has the ultimate case of gay face and we know he’s riding the hobby horse with another young lad for sure. Eddie has a wife of seven years as well along with two young sons. Seven is totally their number. Aww kisses!
LeAnn probably arose one day and found the KYJelly aroma coming from her hubby’s ass…then realized, wait…I’m working with hot stuff might as well give it a shot like the shots that go into my husband’s mouth daily…terrible. God, Eddie in But I’m A Cheerleader totally swings both ways. Maybe this is all one big love triangle…Dean in Eddie…Eddie in LeAnn…LeAnn strap on in Dean…visuals!
And LeAnn didn’t take more than a minute to respond. In response to the cheating tango…LeAnn just issued a statement via her official website:
A MESSAGE FROM LEANN…
This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones, but I appreciate all your continued support.
I would like to assure all of you that this is a place for you to hear things directly from me and as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white.
Have faith,
Le
Yup. GUILTY of fucking the LifeTime dude.
-C