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GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE! Get the crazies out of my city body by body.  Send ‘em right across the country to Californ-I-A where they belong…preferably in a home, rehab, or something of the sort to keep out of harms way since we all know Mariah Carey is a cupcake away from blowing up and becoming depressed. Then we’ll have to watch Access Hollywood every night when they countdown how many unicorns and sparkles Mariah has collected since her first day in the looney bin.

Anyway, reports are saying that MOOriah is peacing out of her New York apartment for a home in Santa Monica, CA.  And yes, her butt boy and personal umbrella holder, Nick Cannon, will be by her side for the move.

An insider said:

“She and [husband] Nick Cannon are looking for houses in Santa Monica. They want to move to Los Angeles permanently. She wants to act more and she has to be on the West Coast to do that. And well, then, he’s got his . . . career. Whatever that is.”

Mariah? ACT? In the same sentence?! Has anyone ever seen the craptascular film called Glitter?! The most emotion she gave in that movie is when that oddly leprechaun looking British guy took her for some pizza and her eyes lit up like the Empire State Building.  And Nick Cannon…what career? Forcing himself to down a bottle of Jack Daniels before he’s expected to perform oral fixation on Mariah’s no no spot every night? She probably makes him cover that shit in glitter and paint fucking rainbow tattoos on her ass.

-C

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