Mar 20 2009
Desperate Alley: Lindsay Lohan Wants Work
There’s a fine line between having a love for / finding work and then being plain ass desperate. Unfortunately Lindsay Lohan doesn’t mind letting us know that she’s a desperate SOB. She’s basically begging for work in the new issue of Nylon magazine.
She says:
“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now.’ “
Wasn’t this bitch once successful? Methinks if she would’ve saved it rather than spent it…aka middle of the night coke runs…who am I kidding? She ate that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner…definitely still does. Anyway, she should be pretty much set for life, but she let the coke residue get to her. Lindsay actually made an ass out of herself when she went to try out for Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. When I say made an ass out of herself, her just purely showing up makes her look like an ass. Why would she even think Burton would cast her in one of his films? The only thing he’d consider casting her as would be the drug smoking caterpillar. Maybe you can’t find work, Lindsay, because you ultimately suck as an actress. The only movie you did well in was Mean Girls and that’s because you played yourself during the latter half.
About trying out for the Burton film:
“That didn’t work out. It is what it is. You’re not right for the part, and that’s it. I can take it, I’m a big girl.”
But somehow she claims she’s in discussions with Sean Penn to work on a future project. She says:
“I’m talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”
Two reasons why Sean is giving her the time of day. 1) She more than likely has a great drug dealer with some killer uppers and 2) 23-year-old tits and head whenever he pleases at his beck and call. And WTF Seth Rogen? Yeah, he won’t call you back because unlike you he wants to have a long-lasting career…matching his name up with this crackhead is Hollywood suicide. Get your head out of the vag, Linds. Make sure something’s confirmed before you go babbling about it all over the place!
-C
