Mar 20 2009
Jessica’s Dad Jealous Of Tony Romo

Joe Simpson is almost as bad as that crazy father who’s now locked away in the psych ward for a lifetime for fathering his daughter’s children and keeping her hostage for fucking ever. Not only does he comment on his daughter’s (Jessica Simpson) chest, but now he’s becoming weary of her relationship with current Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback, Tony Romo.
Apparently he got so jealous of the footballer that he told Jess to dump his ass claiming it would benefit her career. Although he encouraged the coupling in the beginning, a friend tells The National Enquirer :
“Joe now feels that Tony has become too much of a distraction for Jessica” because “Any free time she has, Jess wants to spend with Tony. But rather than blaming his daughter’s work ethic, Joe points the finger at Tony.”
Obviously we know Jessica’s a desperate bitch so she doesn’t want to quit on their relationship. The source goes on to say that if Jess had it her way she’d be married and knocked up. That’s the only thing that could get her in magazines these days aside from her gaining the chunk because people have been over that since ‘Nam. You know bitch put a few socks in her FUPA area under her jeans to make her look like chunk, then you know a couple weeks later bitch shows up at a concert wearing Daisy Dukes…that’s some either good fucking live trickery, socks, or some quick plastic surg.
-C