Mar 20 2009
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel On The Rocks?
Ah, if only this was true. Rumor has it that Justin Timberlake and beard girlfriend Jessica Biel are on the rocks. I doubt this shit is true since all they do is go on SNL and kiss in public and shit. If it is on the rocks (fingers crossed), then they’re putting on the performance of a life time.
A friend of the beastly actress tells The Chicago Sun-Times:
“Things are not going as smoothly as [Biel and Timberlake] would want people to think they are” while on the other side, a Timberlake associate are saying, “I can always sense when Justin is beginning to get itchy in a relationship. … While he’s still very public about being seen with Jessica, it’s interesting. … He hardly talks about her when she’s not around. The same thing happened with Cameron [Diaz, a Timberlake ex], and it also was the case with Britney [Spears].”
You know these bitches are currently shacked up in their lavish NYC apartment having boring sex. Justin probably only allows fuck sessions on the piano to write some melodies in case he’s inspired and Jessica probably gives it to him from behind. You know that bitch is running the show fo sho.
-C
