blondieenyc

Total nightmare.  You know Hollywood’s running cheap and out of ideas when they hire Audrina Patridge, her plastic chest, Jay Leno’s twin Rumer Willis, and that girl Jamie from a season of The Real World.  Unfortunately my nightmare has come true because all three of these bitches are in this movie Sorority Row. It’s basically a 90.0 version of I Know What You Did Last Summer so you know it’s THAT bad…plus the guy in it is NOOO Ryan Phillippe.  Double bad.  And no…unlike the great trailer of Gobstopper I showed you yesterday, this shit is actually coming out in theaters…not even straight to DVD.

I’ll give the producers kudos though for casting Audrina as the dead bitch because that’s all the acting bitch can give.  Her fake titties look straight at you more than her ceiling eyes do. However, having to watch Rumer’s chin take up the screen is not only dumb, but it’s a total waste of $11.  By the way, if I hear that any of you go to see this shit EVER…be it theaters, DVD, VHS, free on TV, you name it…I will personally backhand you.

-C

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