Mar 22 2009
Marriage and Engagements: The New Black
Everyone and their mom either married or became engaged this weekend. I’ll report on more of that tomorrow, but add Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart, Bruce Willis, and Natasha Beddingfield into that pot because bitches went and DONE DONE it. It’s probably the best PR any celebrity could ask for because when they get divorce or cancel an engagement…they get even MORE PR and ATTENTION that way.
Anyway, sorry for not posting today. I basically was nursing a wonderful hangover after an entire day / night out drinking and wandering museums. I was a really mature 23-year-old and took pictures of boobs and peens. More on that tomorrow if I’m feeling bored and out of stories…yay for another work week. Life is just so fair.