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If at first you don’t succeed in acting, dust yourself off and try modeling.  Especially if you’re a coke addicted, non-eating whorebag likeLindsay Lohan.

We’ve already heard this bitch complaining about not finding work and apparently trying to work on something with Sean Penn *ahem*his dick*ahem*.  And although this bitch can somehow afford to buy a new car, she’s still hard up for cash and begging for work.

Now this bitch thinks she can model.  In a recent interview, HoHan said she’d love to sign up with IMG modeling agency.  Makes sense.  They repped Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss…anger management and a coke head.  They’re famous for it so this should work for Lindz!

And somehow it just so happens that a rep from IMG has confirmed they’d actually like to meet with her.  Ivan Fart (typo but I’m keeping it) the Senior VP of IMG Models says that:

“She’s a beautiful girl and obviously knows a lot about fashion. Providing that she was contractually free, we would take a meeting.”

Unless they have an unlimited supply of crack cocaine and WEEKLY BIG-MACS waiting for this BIA, I doubt she’ll make it to the interview. This bitch modeling? That’s sad.  Going from having ONE hit movie to walking during Fashion Week.  What could this bitch sell? Dime bag purses with a 2-for-1 sale of special reefer leggings?

-C

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