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So after I left work Friday, I heard that a cousin of LeAnn Rimes’ husband Dean Sheremet came out of the woodwork to let a radio station know that her cousin is indeed an ass pirate.  The rumor of Dean being gay has been circulating since LeAnn said she was going to marry the dude.  The woman claims her name is “Pebbles.” 

Apparently a bunch of people called into Mojo in the Morning claiming they knew the back-up dancer was gay, but the Pebbles woman called in to claim that she’s his first cousin and knows for sure that he loves the peen.  Although she couldn’t give a specific example, she said the ’stuff he did when he was a kid’ made him seem gay.

In response to the bullish, LeAnn’s rep said:

 “Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork.  Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too.”

Dude, that rep is such a fucking bad ass! I doubt this Pebbles broad knows Dean, but anyone who has seen a picture of him (example above) knows this guy doesn’t enjoy taking a ride down the garden…he prefers having someone take a ride in him.  Regardless, LeAnn got hitched at 19, probably wasn’t ready for a real commitment so she wanted sexy times with man meat Eddie Cibrian.  A girls got needs that sometimes a gay husband can’t fix.  They’re great when you need to know if your ass looks fat in jeans or if you should buy the new Jimmy Choo sandals and even that can get old fast.

-C

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