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Payce out, beyatch! Rumor has it that 79-year-old TV legend, Barbara Walters, maybe retiring her old ass.  That’s 15 years too late in my book.  She’s telling friends that once her ABC contract expires shortly, she’ll be calling it buh-byes.

She’s apparently “burned out” and wants to relax.  Yeah no shit.  I’m fucking only 23-years-old and I’m already burned out and I have yet to begin a career.

An inside source said:

“Barbara’s thought long and hard over whether she wants to extend her contract when it expires with ABC this summer. It’s left her with many sleepless nights. ABC sees her as one of its marquee female stars and would like to see her continue, but Barbara’s decided she’s ‘done it all - many times over’ and wants some time for herself.”

First off, I can’t believe BIA is 79-years-old!!! Her vagine must be all cobwebbed and shit.  She probably has to dust it off before peeing.  I think she’s the oldest person alive in Hollywood and on TV for that matter since nowadays when you hit 35, they tell you to hit the road.  The source adds:

“Her career has spanned five decades. She told a pal, ‘I don’t want to be 80 and working the phones to land an interview with one of the nobodies Miley Cyrus who pass for celebrities today.’

That Barbara’s a bitch! I LOVE IT!

-C

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