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NO. NO. NO.  I simply cannot handle having Paris Hilton create a fucking child mutant heir/heiress.  That shit should be illegal.  Of course leave it up to her to date dumb man meat Doug Reinhardt who I’d be surprised if he could count up to ten with that dumb ass smirk permanently stuck to his face.

After a mere few weeks of dating, it’s being reported that the two are going to get engaged.  People apparently saw this dumb trucker buying a ring for Paris.  Now In Touch Weekly says Doug is talking about his desires to have a baby with the HOeiress.  Translation: If I have her baby, I’m fucking set for life maaaan (NOTE: *see* Kevin Federline).

Doug told In Touch:

“Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day.”

With Paris adding:

“I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life.”

What the fuck a good mother??? What is she going to teach them how to suck a dick? Oh no, wait, she needs lessons for herself first from that awful Rick Solomon video.  You know that kid is going to pop out already set in a G-string with botoxed lips not to mention a permanent cock slapped face from all of the dicks who are used to having a home inside of its mother.  This will be some Armageddon shit if this actually goes down.  I seriously might flee the country.

-C

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