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Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan, was actually decent looking, although a little too orange, had a career, and was considered a decent actress.  Since Mean Girls, that shit’s been declining as fast as you can say GET IN MY VAG when you’re drunk and horny.

Even with three trips to rehab, nothing could save this girl from paaaaaartying her life away and surrounding herself with nothing but drama filled antics.  And things just keep getting worse for the once actress.

She’s already admitted she can’t find work and now her new film, Labor Pains, is not only being axed from hitting theaters and going straight-to-DVD, but you can see this shit free of charge (aside from your cable bill) on ABC Family in July with the DVD release in August.  She plays a woman faking a pregnancy.  Shouldn’t be too hard for her since she was once used to get cock slapped in the vagina on a daily basis prior to her lesbian curiosity days.  Personally, I’d rather save money on the cable bill and not turn on ABC Family whatever night this shit’s premiering.  What is it with ABC Family? They already have that show about a pregnant teen…we need more preggo’s on this channel?

The film, however, will see an international theater release.  Makes sense, right? Lindsay, that OSCAR is TOTALLLLLLLY not that far away babe!

-C

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