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Jesus Luz is my age and although he’s a male and I’m a female, I’m still jealous that all he has to do is stick it to Madonna with his hot beef injection and he basically has anything at his beck and call.

And like my age, we youngin’s tend to make bad mistakes.  However, we should smarten up when having the chance of a lifetime aka getting into Madge’s multimillion dollar estate.  So as I reported earlier, reports have been circulating around Jesus potentially cheating on Madge with a 31-year-old lingerie model in Brazil.

According to spies, the two spent a lot of time dancing together at a party and even at times caressing one another.  Well, stupid is as stupid does because Jesus believes the right thing to do is to speak to the media about this entire situation.

Although he admits he danced with the model, he claims that absolutely nothing else happened especially because his mama dukes was there at the same party.  On his model friend, Jesus says:

“I danced with her, but I danced with everyone at the party. My mum was at my side and never would I become intimate with a woman if my mum was nearby - even if I was interested in that person.”

So if mommy wasn’t around, would he have possibly whipped the dick out and had a hit parade party in this model’s vajayjay? Jesus claims his mother was close the entire night, but partygoers said they never once saw her.  The day after, Jesus was photographed with the same model who he deems his “friend,” model Luciana Costa, as they went for a stroll.  He says:

“I have nothing with Luciana. The next day I met her on the beach and greeted her normally. The press created this story.”

And although the new media whore of the moment has a mouth on him and felt it necessary to talk to the media about the rumors, he still doesn’t confirm if he’s dating the Material Mom…he says:

“Even if it is true that I am with her, I would never reveal these details. I was never one to comment on my personal life and that won’t change now. This is a characteristic of my personality.”

Listen this bitch is pleading to the media because he knows he made a mistake.  Such a big mistake that it might cost him the millions he was planning on investing.  What he should do is keep his mouth shit because I doubt Madge is going to agree with this.  She’s going to have to punish him for a weekend, take away his toys, and make sure she changes his diaper every time he pisses in his pants upon seeing her with the belt.

-C

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