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Because there aren’t more credible problems in the world, right? Of COURSE the Vatican has time to focus on some movie bull shit.  Just like when The Da Vinci Code came out, Tom Hanks new movie, Angels & Demons, based off the book by Dan Brown, is receiving strong opposition from the Vatican.

According to the Vatican’s official newspaper, Avvenire, the church “cannot approve” this film.  Then came another Italian newspaper which claims the Vatican will soon ask for all Catholics of the world to ban this movie.

Archbishop Velasio De Paolis seems to be the only smart bitch in the Vatican because he’s worried that by boycottign this movie, it will ultimately give it more publicity.  No shit!

Obviously the Pope and crew still have an itch in their ass about the flick and book which suggests that main boy Jesus got down and married the “whore” of a woman, Mary Magdalene.  Last year during filming, the Vatican banned filmmakers from entering the Holy City or any church in Rome.  Some of the movie’s key scenes, set inside church of Santa Maria della Vittoria, had to be filmed on a soundstage.  According to a Vatican spokesman, Father Marco Fibbi, he said”

“Usually we read the script but in this case it wasn’t necessary. Just the name Dan Brown was enough.”

This bitch comes out May 15th and you know it’s going to make a shit load of money regardless of who comes to watch it.  Jews, Catholics, Christians, Muslims…a plethora of religions if you will.  It’s a movie, douchers.

-C

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