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So maybe Robert Pattinson doesn’t smell so terrible after all.  Not that it would matter as long as he looked at me with those bedroom eyes or the fact that his hair is a magical, mystical place that I want to live in, or the fact that his facial structure makes me go goo goo gah gah. 

Anyway, there have been rumors lately that people on the set of New Moon have been complaining at the fact that Rob doesn’t shower and stinks up the place.  That’s funny because Rob hasn’t even beeon set yet.

In a new interview, the Twilight babe talks everything dirty and gives us the low down.  Says the new heartthrob:

Interviewer: Is it true that, I don’t know if you saw this, but a source on the set of ‘New Moon’ said that you don’t smell good, that you don’t shower?

Robert: I haven’t even been on the set yet!

Interviewer: You know the same thing went around about Zac Efron a while ago; that he doesn’t shower.

Robert: Really? He looks like he smells really good [laughs]. I also do shower.

I’m glad he showers…that means there’s a chance (yes, rather small, but a CHANCE) of actually being a potential partner in that scenario if he ever needs one.  Yes…the visions in my head are dancing around this thought…naked R Patz and wet…yowza.

-C

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