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So was Kevin Bacon really that much of a girl when they cast him for Footloose? Sure it’s about a movie about a guy who likes to dance his ass off, but still.

As I reported last week, Zac Efron was up to remake the role, however, Zac has since took himself off the project claiming he doesn’t want to do any more musicals.  So of course the the studio went into the bin of the three pretty IT guys of the moment, threw their hands in, and picked out Efron’s lesser self Chace Crawford’s name.  You know that bin only consists of Efron, Crawford, & Robert Pattinson. Some dude over at E! says Crawford basically shook his ass like Ricky Martin and sang like fucking Clay Aiken while testing for the role this weekend.  A source claims he did really well.

Are they going to change the name to Analoose? Think about it…think about it…good.  All these people want is a pretty bitch in the role.  I’d much rather watch Sacha Baron Cohen butt fucking the hell out of some stranger than watch a mangina prance around in tight jeans and secured hair gel for an hour-and-a-half.  Have these guys not had a chance to look at Kevin Bacon’s current facial status? After doing that movie bitch landed hard on the face and landed an even harder wife to look at.

-C

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