Mar 31 2009
Hot Mess Alert!: Kelly Pickler

Let’s start with the terrible, terrible hair that her fucking six-year-old cousin must have cut. Did bitch put her finger in the nearest electric socket and pray for a miracle? Seriously, what the hell is her hair trying to do…run away?
Next make-up and smirk…really, just face in general. Bitch looks like she had a bit too much botox put in all of the right places because it looks as though her skin won’t move for days.
The dress. It’s a mess like the rest of her.
-C
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