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One may wonder how Lindsay Lohan paid for a $115,000 Maserati especially since she’s basically begged in every magazine for an acting gig.  Sure, a nice dick sucking to the salesman, possibly secret prostitution, maybe even a nice little porn director helped you secure the ve-hick-le.

Well, of course she didn’t pay for that shit and ding ding ding a crazy porn director in fact somehow told himself to trust the trash and lent her the car.  Dennis DeSantis is the asshole of the day.  Aside from having a hot ride, he’s even produced some lovely classics like Origami So Horny and the rather creative Butt Sluts.

No word as to why this idiot lent Lindsay the car although TMZ was told there’s no sexual catch to drive the ride.  He’s even angry about the car having to be repaired after her assistant bent that shit up…an estimated $10,000 in repairs.  That’s total bull shit that there’s no catch to drive it.  You know Dennis is currently shacked up in his probably hood rich apartment in Los Angeles penning the script to A Prairie Ho’s Companion or the even better, Fucky Friday.

-C

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