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There’s a few things you don’t do to a woman.  A) You don’t steal her man especially while she’s pregnant B) You don’t go and brag about your relationship with that guy and C) You never say you treat her child as if they were your own and D) You don’t call their kid an IT.

Unfortunately, Gisele Bundchen has done all of these things to Big’s Natasha aka Bridget Moynahan.  In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, the supermodel now turned official ’stepmom’ spoke about Jack, the baby her current husband Tom Brady and his ex-Bridget had together.  What did she say you ask? If you need refreshing:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

DUN DUN DUN!!! Needless to say, Moynahan’s camp are on attack…actually quite fuming over the model’s statements on behalf of their friend who has decided to keep her mouth shut about the issue.  A friend of Bridget’s says:

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’”

Continues the friend:

“If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion.”

BURRRRRRRRN! Gisele is about as smart as box of crayola crayons so I’m going to assume she didn’t mean to state what she said, but I could totally imagine Bridget beating the fuck out of her if it came down to it.  Unfortunately, I’m more like her friend with a big mouth ready to brawl…Bridget needs some fucking adrenaline boosting because I want to see a full on cat fight…I’m sure most guys do, too, but I want it merely for talking shit purposes…not to jack off.

-C