Apr 02 2009
Wowies: Shanna and Travis Break Up…Again

You know a few weeks ago these fucking yuppies said they were remarrying. Well it’s a God damn wonderful game of I love you this week, you fucking suck this week because it seems as though Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have called it quits…again.
A source tells Us that:
“a nasty fight broke out at his house last night and cops were called…[when] Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational.”
No charges were filed, but both reps for the morons confirmed the split which is said to have stemmed from Shanna being a trashy ho and having an affair while Travis was recovering in the hospital after that September plane crash.
“Travis confronted Shanna about her having an affair with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital recovering” and all hell broke loose.
First of all let’s just fucking ponder about the fact that Gerard Butler would even touch STD trash like Moakler. That fucking boggles my mind and methinks his name was thrown in the pile to make this story bigger than what it truly is — Shanna got really drunk at a club one weekend, hooked up with a townie, and contracted herpes. So please, Butler nothing. Her rep denies this shit of course. Were they even together at that point? I can’t keep up with these two clowns. Keeping up with them is worse than when I secretly fucking want to Keep Up with the Kardashians. Mainly to see Chyna sister in action.
-C