Apr 03 2009
Madonna Appeals Adoption Ruling

And because she can and because she’s rich, Madonna, isn’t going down without a fight. Just after a Malawi court basically told a bitch to take a hike without a kid (four-year-old girl Mercy James), Madonna has appealed the ruling
Madge’s lawyerbitch Alan Chinula says:
“I just filed the notice of appeal this afternoon on instructions from my client.”
The judge basically acknowledged Madonna’s ability to be a great and loving mother, but refused to break the rules just because she’s a famous rich bitch. Judge says:
“It is necessary that we look beyond the petitioner … and consider the consequences of opening the doors too wide. By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children, the courts … could actually facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individuals.”
Let’s see how a bitch gets out of this one…methinks a little dong slapping, a couple thou, a promise to never make another single movie ever again, and what have you would work.
-C