Apr 03 2009
Madonna Beats Her Kids
So Madonna threw on the fake happy face and took her adopted son, David, to meet with his biological papa, Yohane Banda. Unfortunately, the kid’s been wrapped up in so much Madge shit from divorce to ritual sucking of the virgin souls to keep young that the kid didn’t know who the fuck he was.
They spent about three hours together…first time since 2006. Really great that Madonna takes every opportunity she gets to bring him back to hang with his dad. Bitch has more than enough money to make it happen. I want a divorce from Guy right now! Okay here’s $20 mil! I want 50 botox injections! Here’s hundreds of thousands of dollars. I want to work out with my best friend Gwyneth Boringtrow with our overly priced trainer! You get the point. Whatever.
The father was obviously stunned that the boy did not remember him and also could not speak his native tongue. What? Madonna couldn’t get one of her precious slaves to fetch a few fucking picture? Yohane said:
He asked me in English who I was and what I do. When I told him, ‘I am your daddy’ he looked surprised. We spent three hours together… he played with my nose and although he did not know who I was he asked me lots of questions.
“David is quite chatty and intelligent. He asked whether I ride horses but I told him horses are for the rich. He asked me why I am poor. He said his mum likes riding horses and told me that one day he and his brother, Rocco, rode horses and fell. He said his mum spanked him because they are not supposed to ride on their own.”
Madonna’s a CHILD BEATER!!!! What a fuck!!!! That’s probably because she put her God damn Swept Away movie on and David covered his eyes in sheer embarassment. Also, David’s a little brat! Asking his dad why he’s rich? I’m surprised he didn’t sashay his head and say “Girrrrl I’m used to the fin-uh things in life! I ride horses to Mummy & Daddy’sWhoever She’s Currently Banging’s room!” David also told Yohane he misses his nanny, who quit or was fired by Madonna–whatever:
“He misses her a lot because she used to read him books. Nowadays he has different nannies and he doesn’t like the situation.”
God forbid Madonna actually takes care of the kids she purchases or lifts a finger to read a book. She has about three other nannies on call to do such things. The little boy also spoke of his relationship with Guy Ritchie:
He seems to like his daddy Mr. Ritchie so much,” said Yohana. “I was a sad Madonna broke up with him. I would have loved it if they sorted out whatever problems they had instead of divorcing because divorce is bad for kids.”
Well, Yohana, you know how she spanks your kid? She used to man handle Ritchie on a fucking daily basis. What a total steroid mess.
-C
