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I feel like a heroine addict who hasn’t had a hit in a while—especially when it comes to discussing my baby girl Amy Winehouse.  She’s been quite quiet lately, whatsa goin’ on?! (I totally went for the Bret Michaels version of what’s going on because I’m lame and I like to watch reality shows centered around diseases from 1986.)

Anyway, London can slowly come down from being scared because baby girl has decided to pack up her bags and once again terrorize the people of St. Lucia!

Yesterday morning, baby girl said fuck off London, jumped on a plane, snorted a line, and sent her ass back to the crazy land.  The Caribbean Crackie has decided to make St. Lucia the place to make her third album.  Note to all tourists: hide the booze because this bitch can smile it miles away and she will snatch that shit up.  You don’t want to lose your booze!

-C

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