Apr 04 2009
SaMAN Bans Her Fake Lesbian Girlfriend…Poor Lindsay

Ah, the joy of hearing about two lesbians (make that one real and one fake) fighting! So much so that one bans the other from their event!
In this case, it’s not Miss Lindsay Lohan who shut down saMAN Ronson, but instead the DJing broad had her crazy ass bitch refused at the door to her event. Shit’s getting nasty!
Stemming from months and months of rumors of these two on and off, it looks as though Samantha wants it nothing but off. And poor Lindz seems so desperate from what Ok! magazine is reporting.
SaMAN was said to be DJing a party for her sister, Charlotte Ronson, at LA’s Bar Marmont (Lindsay’s second home–actually first) for the opening of her new line at JCPenny’s. Lindsay somehow ate some spinach, got really angry and turned into the Hulk because it took not only one, but FIVE security guards to restrain Lindsay at the door.
The magazine is now reporting that the once teen queen was an uninvited guest, knew she wasn’t invited and STILL tried to attend the party. Holy shit I think I just fell in love with this hot mess. Sources tell the magazine that the doormen were under strict instructions from the Ronson family to look out for this broad and not to let her in under any circumstances. HOLY!
The party officially ended at 11pm on Friday, but an hour later, Sam was still spinning records inside, while Charlotte, their brother Mark — whose band played an hour-long set at the event — and their mom, Ann Dexter Jones partied on.
But just as expected, Linds still showed up, only to be “restrained from coming in by five security guards,” according to an onlooker. “Lindsay knew she was unwanted, but came anyway, to no avail,” said another source.
While LiLo couldn’t get beyond the guardians at the gate, other celebs, including Nicole Richie, Molly Sims, Sting and Jewel, had no problem getting into the event. Even Paris Hilton was welcome. The celebutante arrived around 10:15pm on the arm of her boy-toy Doug Reinhardt. “She really seemed to be glowing!” one partygoer tells OK!.
It was a second night in row that Lindsay had displayed some odd and seemingly unwelcome behaviour. On April 2, also in L.A., she suddenly popped up onstage in the middle of pal Lily Allen’s show — only to be all but ignored by the British pop star.
My two favorite D’s…desperate and delusional! It’s sad because earlier this week when she was apparently promoting her shit stain (aka tanning crap), the low life assured reporters that she and SaMAN were in fact not broken up. Bitch is going BONKERS! Especially when they’re letting any kind of disease (i.e. Paris Hilton) in. I can’t wait until she takes the throne away from Britney and is the new gurney queen of the year.
-C
You know, I don’t know what’s going on with Lindsay. She has too many problems, from what I gather. I mean, I know it’s sounds obvious, but she’s fallen so out of favor with the public, it’ll be hard for her to make a comeback if she really wants one. The other problem is with her parents - let’s not even go there!