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Okay so I’m going to present all of the Lindsay Lohan and SaMANtha Ronson dramarama in order of what was reported first.  You may remember on Saturday I wrote about Lindz being banned from a Ronson family event.  Well, since then…everything has just went completely downhill for the fake lesbian.

So leave it to good ol Twitter to air your frustrations.  It’s great to put on public display some private, personal issues between you and your current squeeze.  I totally get why Linds deemed it okay to sign on and accuse Saman of everything from crazy drug use to cheating. 

Although her profile is set to private, obviously many a peeps got to see what the once teen queen wrote.  Ronson decided to take the dick out of her ass, suck it up, and not respond to these accusations because like most normal people in the world, Twitter is not seen as a therapist nor a way out to express yourself.

Interested in reading these Twitter rants? Luckily a friend of Perez Hilton got ‘em and sent ‘em over.  Here you go and make sure to read from the bottom up:

@jackdaniels9oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@lilyroseallenoy dafty fella  ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@lilyroseallenOMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen

@jackdaniels9ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
about 10 hours ago from web

being cheated on does wonders to you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry

This shit is better than any day time soap opera…I love when famous people make themselves look like morons.  It’s so refreshing and wonderful.  Shortly after these discoveries, Lindsay has decided to share with us the break up between she and SaMAN.  Through a brief statement, today, Lindsay says:

“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Focus.  Hm, focus, Lindsay? Focus on your AMAZING future projects which entails your lovely tanning lotion and what else…uhh…your straight to TV movie Labor Pains? Okay.

Maybe what she should focus on and invent in is finding some normal fucking people in her laugh because when your mother’s a class A fucktard who decides to go partying with you last night, you know there’s a fucking issue.  There always has been, though, in her life right? Even after a ridiculous dramatic weekend, you can’t stop a Lohan from boozing and partying…with her mother!

While most of us non famous and far from rich folk are getting some shut eye or indulging in pints of ice cream after a break-up, Lindsay decided to go to her home away from home…the club! Lindsay was seeing partying in Hollywood at the H Wood club with some “friends” and her trainwreck of a mother. 

So great for a three time rehabber, Linds! Keep it up!

And without further ado…my favorite part of this story.  The Ronsons as a family are looking to file a restraining order against Lindsay.  Spies inside the Beverly Hills PD overheard SaMAN’s mama, Ann Dexter-Jones, and sister, designer Charlotte, speaking with a front desk clerk on Monday afternoon about how to “send a message” to Lindsay about leaving SaMAN alone. 

The desk clerk then told them that a restraining order would be the “best option” stating if Lindsay “violates it, then she gets taken away.”She’s the new Brit Brit on the gurney! Snitches also heard the Ronsons going into great detail about what happened on Friday night at the Chateau Marmont.  The Ronson family also supposedly staged an intervention last week, “not about drugs”but to tell SaMAN to get rid of Lindsay.  And what did Lindsay do? Sister Charlotte explained to the clerk:

“She does these things to get attention… She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below [us]… She also followed our brother Mark around.”

SaMAN’s mother also said that Lindsay was majorly fucked up, high on drugs when she tried to enter the party.  Ann informed the clerk:

“Lindsay was doing drugs.  And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau… She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.”

“She got up illegally to our room… She does these acts of public humiliation. It is all for attention,” Charlotte continued. “[Lindsay] is publicly humiliating [Sam]… She is trying to send out a message.”

And to add more fuel to the fire, Ann also brought up another issue of Lindsay’s saying:

“She cuts herself too… She is a cutter!”

Can anyone not wait until some bitch gets the rights to this story and creates a movie around this shit? I swear to God reading all of this today made me fucking stand up and give a STANDING O to both the Lohan and Ronson family.  Thank you for being trash and dealing with trash.

-c

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