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I’m actually feeling this.  Probably because the actor they chose to play the new Freddie is pedo looking abortion face and the fact that I remember him for his role in Little Children where he liked to get off on the thoughts of…little children.

Anyway, Robert Englund was basically cast aside and for the first time ever will not be reprising his role as the famed Freddy Krueger in the new remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. 

All I need now is Johnny Depp to reprise his role although I’m sure bitch is too busy voicing for Sponge Bob and getting his peen stuck in between his woman’s gap teeth.

Anyway, enough of that.  New Line announced that Jackie Earle Haley will be the new Freddy.  The movie comes out April 16, 2010.  Aside from Jackie being a child toucher in Little Children, some may recognize him from the original Bad News Bears and more recently, Rorschach from Watchmen.  I’m pretty sure this bitch will pull Freddy off since his performance in Little Children made me want to run to the nearest dry cleaners and dry clean my eyes out for having viewed what I just did.

-C

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