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Okay so Heather Locklear might not be coming back, but the original bitch Sydney Andrew is! Laura Leighton will in fact be reprising her role on the upcoming remake of Melrose Place.  Which makes sense since her character was presumed dead after Sydney was run over by a car.  Whatever!

She will play the landlord to the new residents of MP! I can’t fucking wait until she goes cougar on the young males in the apartment complex.  You know that shit’s going to get juicy.  She’s going to totally sleep with the virgin’s boyfriend and then black mail his ass for millions of his father’s money.

And not only that….

fucking Sydney’s main bitch Dr. Michael Mancini is back as well! The CW has already redeemed themselves with somehow reviving Sydney, that they figured the rest of the characters would come crawling out from the fucking boon docks to latch on to this shit.  So welcome back Thomas Calabro who will reprise his role as the whack ass doctor who sleeps around and gets around.

He’s the father of one of the new main bitches, David Patterson.  These bitches may as well do the original Melrose Place: The Retirement Home Years.  Unfortunately, Lisa Rinna is still waiting for the call and no one has picked up.

-C

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