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Ugh the only thing upbeat about Jessica Simpson is her fucking Dolly Parton hair…aside from that, every thing else is flat…including being signed under a label.

As I reported yesterday, rumors circulated that the singer may have been dropped from Sony Nashville after her name disappeared from its rosters on the website.  Last year, they put out her terribly, terribly, poorly received country CD.

And now since the cat’s out of the bag, Jessica’s camp (or whoever is left in it) is trying to spin things.  They claim the singer was “on loan” to Sony Nashville, but reps for the loser assured the media that the singer ”is and has always been an Epic artist.”  She basically has a recording contract with the parent company.

But will they be stupid enough to actually put another one of her album’s out? Do you know how much money they already spend on hair and make-up and … at least five pairs of spanx per concert? She also dumped pop music for country music claiming she would NEVER make another pop record, but since country doesn’t like her and pop never has liked her, what the fuck are they going to do with this bitch?

-C

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