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I may not know what I’m doing this weekend, but I know for sure what the fuck I’m NOT doing.  I’m staying clear of every theater showing Miley Cyrus’s Hannah Montana movie.  No, not because I can’t deal with the loser tweens and their moms…trust me, I can kick a tot or two…and no, not because the prostitots scare me…I can outslut a prostitot or two.  Mainly the chance of running into the main prostitot herself, Miley Cyrus.

Apparently bitch jumped on The Jonas Brothers bandwagon and is trying to make her shit film make some crazy money.  Miley basically will follow and hopefully fall in the footsteps of fellow Disney stars, her ex and his brother, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson by surprising fans this weekend at select screenings around the country.  To squeeze the money out of tween parents pockets in hopes of showing up to the film and meeting this dumb twat.

The idea behind this bullshit is all a part of Disney’s Opening Weekend Surprise program. And so Miley is obviously being forced to participate.  The prostitween says:

“I’m so excited to have the opportunity to surprise my fans this weekend. I’m really proud of ‘Hannah Montana: The Movie,’ and wanted to do something special to reward the loyal Disney fans who show up opening weekend.”

Reward them by shutting the fuck up forever and not allowing them to look back at themselves when they’re 17-years-old and cringing at home made video tapes they made to your shitastic songs.

-C

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