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This guy has some balls.  Ashlee Simpson basically was a very upset little bitch when she had to leave her husband to go back home and take care of their devil child, Bronx Mowgli.  Ash was on tour with Pete for a few of his shows, but couldn’t go with him to Vegas.  Like any other intelligent celebrity, she let her sadness show through the world of Twitter:

“I am beyond sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs.”

While Ashlee was typing away, her husband was in a hotel in Vegas, bumping and grinding with a bunch of slutty ho’s.  Pete partied with about 50 STD infested broads including his band members, a few dancers, and his friends.  A ho that was there opened her mouth to Star and said:

“Everybody was going absolutely crazy. People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers.”

And as Pete’s living the good life, Ashlee’s nipples are being murdered by baby mouf.  Actually, she’s probably relieved.  This will be the one week she doesn’t have to buy a new straightener or eye liner.  Every time Petey straightens his pubies, he burns that shit out.  Let’s see what excuses fly from Pete’s ass with this one.

-C

STAR

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