Apr 09 2009
How To Become A Fat Bass
Looks like Ed Westwick’s going to have to cut back on the alcohol and calorie intake if he wants to save his job because The CW will not have a fat Chuck Bass.
Apparently Gossip Girl producers are steaming mad about Ed’s hard partying. Pissed because boozing and drunk binge eating have added some inches onto the guy’s waistline. Coke bloat float? It’s like an ice cream float. One of those snitch assholes tells In Touch Weekly:
“Ed has been gaining a lot of weight — not just around the waist, but through the whole body.”
Producers are chewing their finger nails, scratching their heads, and crying into their palms over the thought of heartthrob Chuck Bass turning into Chunk Ass. The snitch continues:
“First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed — they don’t want Chuck to be fat!”
And the snitch was Chace Crawford…duh!
-C
