Apr 09 2009
Lindsay Lohan’s Officially A Crazy SOB

She might have a broken heart, but she still has time to get a fucking crappy weave! Unlike Britney who traded her hair for a razor and pink wig when she hit code crazy, this bitch decided to get some new fake luscious locks and…according to reports, use the paparazzi to find out where her beloved saMAN is.
“Lindsay Lohan was out last night [Tuesday] at a Tattoo Parlor. She was calling the paps to see who Samantha was with at the Chateau Marmont.”
I really don’t have much else to say aside from the fact that bitch has definitely lost it. She also claimed on a recent pap video that it’s normal when people take breaks to “find themselves.” Bitch is delusional.
-C