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Okay so we basically knew Carey Hart and his beard of a once wife, Pink, were knocking dicks again after having split for a hot minute.

The two have been spotted all around town together playing tonsil hockey and rubbing each other’s ball sacks…I refuse to believe Pink has a vagina…sorry.  Plus, she totally made some fucking money by using him in all of her recent songs…smart bitch, dick? I don’t know.  Anywho, Hart has confirmed the obvious that he and his ex-wife are trying to patch things up again.

The dude says:

“We’re working shit out, I admit it. She’s just totally normal and low key.”

Total bad ass.  “We’re workin’ shittttt outttt” … meaning he’s trying to find the vagina he’s been searching for, for a long time and she’s looking for the vagina he/she thought came with him.  It’s a pretty insane situation.

-C

THESUN