Apr 09 2009
When You’re Getting Screwed, Of Course You Find Jesus
Try to seriously hold yourself up with this one. There are so many ways you can take this story with a joke it’s insane. Basically, Miley Cyrus is a walking/talking prostitot joke.
16-year-old Miley claims her 20-year-old boyfriend brought her closer to God:
“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him. He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
And I have nothing to say, but the following…hey Justin Gaston, do you speak so closely with Jesus about the fact you’re banging a minor? Just wondering.
-C
- Day 2: When you find out they were not ‘The One’ after all!
- Dating when you’re out of work?
- angel of mercy, how did you find me? where did you read my story?
- When you do nothing, you feel overwhelmed and powerless. But when you get involved, you feel the sense of hope and accomplishment that comes from knowing you are working to make things better.
- Are you uncomfortable when you associate the words of Wildlife & Disease?
