Apr 13 2009
If Only They Would Have Gotten Tila Tequila!
I know if I were to rob someone, my first thought would be to grab some nice jewelry, perhaps lock their dog in their own car, and then you know, log onto their Twitter account claiming I killed the fuck out of them. Well, that’s what some geniuses did to Tila Tequila, but unfortunately were unsuccessful in the last part.
Most of us after having realized this would either a) call for help or b) TWITTER Demi Moore for help. Well, Tila claims this happened last night, but refused to get the cops involved…only those who obsess over her Twitter which consists of tiny little Slutisian girls across America.
It all began when the above messages went up on her Twitter early this morning. About an hour later, Tila logged in as herself saying that someone broke into her house and on to her Twitter. And this is what she said:
Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”
“They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.”
“I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media will make it worse. Going away
“Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”
So she doesn’t want to call the police, but she’ll twatter her fucking Twitter away to the entire world? Is bitch really that dumb? And if someone had just broken into your house a mere hour ago, would you be sitting around in your chair giving updates while some maniac possibly still hung around in your house? I bet you this bitch did it all herself.
-C
