Apr 13 2009
Jessica Simpson Tries To Be Meaningful And Fails
Jessica Simpson is a person who should never try to be intellectual or meaningful. Unfortunately, she tried to be be so on her website this past weekend.
The failed country singer posted the following message on her official fansite:
Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.
Didn’t God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.
Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset.
Xo jess
What the fuckity fuck is this shit? I don’t even know where to start. Okay so because the sun is beautiful so are we? What is this bitch babbling out? I think even Lindsay Lohan could attempt to write something smarter than that. Throw this bitch to the curb!
-C
