Apr 15 2009
American Idol Top 7 - Songs From The Cinema
- -Hot Mess of the Night: TIE! The producers adding on a ridiculous unecessary judge thus never ending the show on time. Lil Rounds getting all diva on Simon.
- -Surprise of the Night: No one wowed me, but I guess surprise wise was that Quentin Tarantino didn’t turn into the zombie we all know he secretly is and eat all of the contestants faces off. I thought either that was going to happen or that he’d start sucking on their toes since he has a crazy foot fetish.
I was spared last night when I remembered little Scottie MacIntyre hit the road last week so I knew at least my ears would be able to live through this week’s Idol. Who knows what that mess would have chosen this week compared to what the rest ended up singing. It was pretty tough deciding who would be in my bottom three since no one did spectacularly well. More on that later.
So the show opens up and Gaycrest explains that only two judges are going to give critiques on each contestant. This is considered LAME because everyone waits to hear what Simon has to say and no one really gives a shit about DAWG! DAWG! DAWG!, Hunchie McHuncherson, and I Needz My Medz Abdul. Maybe producers should have re-thought bringing Hunchie on because obviously this shit does not work! Bitch is totally unnecessary!!! Have her help the contestants choose the songs or something…I’m really fucking sick of her. Also, why not cut out Gaycrest’s shit a bit? That’s time saved and then some right there.
I think the show was a roller coaster. It started out OKAY this week, then went into safe mode, into what the fuck this is nuts but I like it, boring, back into safe, and back into your ass is going home, bitch. I can’t really choose a best contestant this week. Although I hate to admit that it might be Maybelline (who decided to start caking that shit on again) only because his Axl Rose impersonation was too hard to look away from. Bitch was jumping across the stage like he was a God damn frog! Nonetheless, he was the most entertaining, so hats off to Adam.
As for worst, Lil Rounds basically sucks donkey dick and that God awful attitude she had on after she performed to rebut Simon’s comments made me hate her ass even more. Bitch you are NOT a diva, so don’t act like one! And is she dumb??? Does she not remember when my little bird Megan mouthed off to Simon and then she was kicked off and Simon basically said bitch you fucked with me, we’re not saving your ass? Yeah, exactly! If Lil goes home, the judges will not use their one save. I think the judges won’t use their one save regardless until next week unless someone like Allison or Adam’s in the bottom three.
Oh and my favorite part…the judges! You know, if you threw Paula Abdrunk overboard with that shit she was wearing, she’d sink faster than the God damn Titanic. Seriously what the hell was she wearing? A full length body choker? Simon’s furry boobies were still on display in his black sweater…Randy had some nice little color on his sweater and Kara still hunched over the mic and tried to sound more important than she really is. SURPRISE,SURPRISE. Right before Lil took the stage, Gaycrest was in the middle of a huge crowd and I was praying someone would run over his furry little head.
MENTOR: QUENTIN TARANTINO. He was looking at those kids like they were his lunch. Bitch was pretty good at critiquing though…who would’ve thought this bitch had more to say than actually any other music mentor that has been on the show? But that mug, man. It haunts me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ People May Have Missed This Thing Allison Iraheta
I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith
Not my favorite from my girl and to be honest people might have missed this thing.
Judges Thoughts: (P) You posses the same special sauce that Adam does. You are authentic. You are a remarkable and talented young lady. (S) You are the girls only hope left in this competition. You are getting stronger and more confident. We could see you all the way through the end now
I’m just a little pissed that she nabbed the number one spot tonight. I think if we would have thrown her in the middle or closer to the end, this song would have made a much bigger impact. I still think Allison deserves a spot in the top four and am praying she’s not in the bottom three. She did the song justice, I just wish she would have picked something a bit more different…something a little less played out. SAFE, but she may hit the bottom three…eek.
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Keepin’ It Safe Anoop Desai
Everything I Do (I Do It For You) By Bryan Adams
Everything he did, he did it for this song. Smooth, hit the notes, but I’m getting bored.
Judges Thoughts : (R) I thought this was going to be really rough but the last couple of weeks you have found your zone. It was in tune and you had some emotion to it. (K) You have found your place in pop songs. I thought it was one of your best performances. The changes in the melody came from your heart.
Anoop has been pretty safe with his song choices…knows he can hit the notes, knows he can keeps it smooth, and tries to keep it current with popular song choices. The only thing I think he’s battling is that he has seen the bottom three before and although this surely wasn’t his worst performance, actually probably one of his best, I can see him in the bottom three. I’m going out on a limb here and saying he’s SAFE based on his performance.
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Jumping Frog Adam Lambert
Born To Be Wild bySteppenwolf
And bitch was as wild as one could get.
Judges Thoughts: (P) You dare to dance in the path of greatness. Fortune rewards the brave. (S) Vocally it was incredible but there will be a portion of the audience that will love it and a portion that will hate it. It won’t be as popular as your performance last week, that was more original and current.
I agree 100% with Simon. At times he sounded a little shouty, but all in all I LOVED what he did last night. Am I going insane? Have I finally fallen victim to the Lambert craziness? I could really see Adam on Broadway to be honest more so than as a rocker like Axl, but he deserves to stay due to his creativity and original spins on old songs. SAFE.
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Non Juan Matt Giraud
To Really Love A Woman by Bryan Adams
I’d still let him love this woman, but I don’t think many will.
Judges Thoughts: (R)It started out kind of cool but it was a bit pitchy. You fell down in more places than you won tonight. It wasn’t one of your best performances. (K) Some weeks you nail it but tonight you took away some of the core melodies that make that song great.
Uh oh, Matt’s in trouble. And I love Matt. I honestly think every week he proves why he should stick around and that he could actually be a front runner. However, last night was almost a bit of a mess. I liked how he started out and then the violins kicked in and what have you, but there were pitch problems all over the place. BOTTOM THREE.
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Endless Sleep Danny Gokey
Endless Love by Lionel Richie & Diana Ross
Is it bad that I fell asleep endlessly while listening to this? I don’t even remember it.
Judges Thoughts: (P) From the opening I was thought the key should have been lower but you pulled it together. That was a beautiful rendition. (S) You are a brilliant singer, but I am disappointed we had a very traditional version of the song. I was bored.
It was just okay in my book and I’m a HUGE Danny fan. We know his voice is amazing and that he can pull close to anything off, but this week he just didn’t work well with the chosen song. I think with his fanbase he won’t end up in the bottom three, but even if he does he’s not going home. The harp was a little much, too and I think the whole playing the widow card is taking a toll on him. He gets way, way too emotional. Unfortunately, I think Danny needs to pay up and in my book deserves to be in the BOTTOM THREE.
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Falling Deeply Kris Allen
Falling Slowly by Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová
He did a really nice rendition and I was falling into it.
Judges Thoughts: (R)For me, it never caught on for me. It was pitchy from not one. (K) Difficult to pick an obscure song like that but for me it was one of your best moments.
I thought this was very sweet and good! I think the only thing that might cost him is choosing an unfamiliar song, although I absolutely love it. I think he should have played the guitar along with as well. You know that would score some points in the panty department. Anyway, I think Kris is SAFE.
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Diva Bitch Lil’ Rounds
The Rose by Bette Midler
Take your rose and take a hike.
Judges Thoughts: (P) You couldn’t have sung a better lyric. (S) Once again you are getting this completely wrong. It was too soft for you. you had some nice moments in there. You are not the artist we met seven or eight weeks ago.
She’s gotta go. The only reason she might not is because she’s VOTE FOR THE WORST right now. I think her bitch attitude might have made her going home official. However, strings could be pulled since if she’s gone, Allison’s the only girl left in the game. We’ll have to see how this one pans out. BOTTOM THREE.
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(should be) TOP 4
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1 - ADAM 2 - KRIS 3 - ALLISON 4 - ANOOP
(should be) BOTTOM 3
Lil Rounds, Danny Gokey/Allison Iraheta, & Matt Giraud
Lil is going home or she should be the one going home. If not, Matt’s gone unfortunately. Who knows though, Danny might not even be in the bottom three and we could find Anoop or Kris in there. If not Danny, then definitely Anoop in the bottom. Ugh, Allison could be in there too. I don’t know people, but that’s my official ruling!
