Apr 15 2009
Arrest Warrants Issued Against Former Domino’s Employees

Farted Domino’s, it’s what’s for dinner! Or so was the case for a very unlucky consumer after having viewed a disgusting video yesterday showcasing the pizza maker farting on meat
Anyway, the employees have been fired, the franchise who owns the Domino’s location has filed criminal complaints against the two in the video, and there have even been arrest warrants issued for both former employees. These former employees are currently evading law enforcement.
Domino’s Pizza has also issued the following statement on their website:
“In the last 24 hours, videos of two of Domino’s Pizza employees appearing inappropriately within one of our franchise restaurants have been circulating online.
Since the videos first surfaced yesterday, the two workers have been identified, fired and the affected franchisee has filed a criminal complaint against them, and there are warrants for their arrest.
The opportunities and freedom of the Internet is wonderful. But it also comes with the risk of anyone with a camera and an Internet link to cause a lot of damage, as in this case, where a couple of individuals suddenly overshadow the hard work performed by the 125,000 men and women working for Domino’s across the nation and in 60 countries around the world.
We apologize for the actions of these individuals, and thank you for your continued support of Domino’s Pizza.”
So with that, I’ll have a piece of shit with a side of farts and some snot to go. I hope that fatty on the tape gets rammed. Fatties getting rammed = funny shit.
-C