Apr 16 2009
Diddy Preaches About Scoring A Role In A Judd Apatow Flick

Because Sean Combs is totally a great actor, the head of Bad Boy Entertainment is set to star in a Judd Apatow-produced movie called Get Him to the Greek.
The movie is set around a record company intern trying to get an unruly English rock star to a gig in Los Angeles. Combs will star as the intern’s boss. So basically he’s just playing himself, right? Do we really call that acting?
And before I even knew who was going to be in this movie, I guessed. Unruly English rock star = Russell Brand. Bitched around overweight intern = Jonah Hill. Anyway you know when Diddy’s happy because if Diddy’s happy he tweets and when Diddy tweets, you better listen:
“If you work hard + believe dreams do come true! Even if no one else believes! I landed a role in the new Jonah Hill, Russell Brand movie!”
So this was a dream of his? Didn’t bitch already sell millions of records, albums, create his own brand, star in some flicks…and yet this is a dream of his? Does anyone ever read Diddy’s tweets? You’d think he was a philosophical preacher running his own church “God bless today!” “Everyone Jesus loves you!” We get it you fool.
-C