Apr 16 2009
Heidi Klum Apparently Preggers Again
I’m pretty sure Heidi Klum is forever pregnant. This broad pops out kids like every year. I feel bad for her vagina if I’m going to be frank. I mean, it’s no Octomom, but you know once you keep poppin’ ‘em out, you’re going to have to one day do some nice vagine surgery to tighten that shit up. Plus when you’re married to Seal, you know it’s for the good sex so if you’re not feeling anything wonderful down there, all you’re left with is his mug–and that my friends is just not pretty.
Anyway, word on the street is that Heidi is yet again pregnant. Both In Touch Weekly and E! News are reporting this shit like it’s the next Messiah. Bitch better step off Angelina’s plate or she’ll get Maddox and his knife collection on her ass.
This will be Heidi’s fourth kid and third with Seal face.
-C
