Apr 17 2009
Ryan Seacrest Likes Girls?

OMG my little Gaycrest that could is apparently dating a guygirl! You know he makes her throw on the ol’ quarterback outfit he obsessed over during high school.
Over Easter weekend, the guy with a million jobs was spotted with a mystery girl whose name is Jasmine Waltz–they were hugging, caressing, and doing icky couple things in Paris.
Over Easter weekend, the American Idol host was spotted with a mystery gal, hugging and caressing her in Paris. Jasmine just basically landed in a big pile of money.
A source says:
“She’s a cocktail waitress at Guys nightclub in LA, and that’s where they met.”
Ryan clubs? Imagine that guy doing the salt shaker in the middle of the dance floor? By the way, I’m totally quitting my job and becoming a skanky cocktail waitress. Seriously, these broads get the richies every time. Sarah Larson nabbed Clooney until he dumped her ass, Matt Damon’s married to that bartender girl…what the.
-C