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Gwyneth Paltrow finds time in her exhausting day (you know, working out for three hours and then talking about how she works out so much) to write about a “frenemy” she once was best friends in her latest GOOP newsletter.  I mean, gee, I wonder who the hell she’s talking about.  By the middle of this crap, you’d think she should have just tattooed Winona Ryder’s name on her forehead.

Gwyneth writes:

Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hellbent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deept upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restained myself from fihting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and… happiness. There went the high road. So, why does it feel so good to hear something bad about someone you don’t like? Or someone you DO like? Or someone you don’t KNOW? I once asked the editor of a tabloid newspaper why all of the stories about a famous British couple had a negative bent. He said that when the headline was positive, the paper didn’t sell. Why is that? What’s wrong with us? I asked the sages to shed a little light.

Here’s to washing our mouths out with soap…

Love,
Gwyneth

I’d still choose Winona over her ass just because she banged nasties with Johnny Depp.  I’d force all of the little details out of her mouth then smack the shit out of her because of pure jealousy.

-C

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